Sorry we're all out of crack...

Different occasions call for different stimulants. And apparently different places do to. In Hawaii the drug of choise happens to be Crystal Meth. For those of you who dont know what differentiates crystal meth from other drugs, suffice it to say its what you buy when you can no longer afford crack! Its at the absolute bottom of the foodchain, and at the very very top of the food pyramid. The practical thing about crystal meth is that you can mix it in the convenience of your own living room from stuff you can legally purchase at the pharmacy. The not so practical thing about crystal meth is that you become completely and helplessly addicted the first time you touch it. No 3 day trial period here. The other not so practical thing about crystal meth is that it makes you completely and utterly insane. I used to wonder why so many of the homeless people wandering around downtown talked to themselves, now I know its because they do meth. I suppose some of them might be talking to themselves in any case, but meth has the unfortunate sideeffect of making you schizo. I actually used to think it was kind of cozy when the wierdos talked to themselves, not so much anymore. Before I go all "dont do drugs" on you, I just wanted to show you a campaign that runs on Thebus in Oahu. Its pretty strong stuff, but it gets to point across alright: "Meth: Not even once"



Sorta makes you wonder why the americans are flipping out about hash they way they are. I reccomend mellowing out, legalizing hash and diverting the effort to the fight against real drugs. Lordy knows there is enough to get started on.