A celebration of evil globalized monopoly

Today, heavily hungover, I decided to feast in all the wrongs America has to offer. So the girls and I went to "hang out" at the Barns and Noble/Starbucks franchise conspiracy at Ala Moana Center. Two of the very evilest franchises the world has seen, joined forces to steal even more of your attention, time and money. And oh does it work. In this particular coffeeshop/bookstore you can tak any book or magazine on the shelf (and mind you ive never seen as many copies of either anywhere) and read for as long as you want while consuming endless amounts of much too cheap due to monopoly coffee. They have every magazine avaliable here, and regardless of your fetish youll should be well pleased. Its porn for the wannabe intellectual is what it is. At the Satrbucks counter I recieved service from a tiny trasvestite lady who insisted that my name was "Miss". Which resulted in a conversation along the lines of: "Here's our coffee miss" - "oh thank you miss" - "oh your welcome miss". Probably only funny at the time. Now the only thing left to decide is which of the books within reach I will preview: Windows 7 secrets or Skintight by Susan Andersen...