Its a bird, its a plane, its a Buick!

There has been yet another dramatic development in my persuit of motorized transportation. After prolonged consideration I have decided that its unpatriotic to drive a scooter. Its drives 50 miles a gallon, it only has two wheels. And even worse: Its sofisticated. Its just not american. Therefore I have decided to invest a vehicle that truly represents America and the american dream: A gold colored Buick Century from 1998. Here we have a car every american senior citizen would be proud to drive onto a golf course. And its just does not get any more american than that. But actually it was never my decision. The Vespa and Buick decided the issue among themselves: Check it out: